Have you ever just wished that you could magically get something out of your backpack without having to unbuckle, dig around, and then strap yourself back in? Sometimes the time and effort to grab that extra pair of gloves just isn’t worth the effort. So you suffer without.
Want to avoid this needless tragedy? It’s easy, with your very own handy-dandy Pack Valet!
A Pack Valet is someone who willingly gets stuff out of, or puts stuff into, your backpack. Not everyone is in need of a Pack Valet, but when you do, they are invaluable. Conversely, not everyone is suited to be a Pack Valet, so choose wisely or risk losing an adventure partner.
The Pack Valet relationship is built on mutual trust and respect. Abuse your pack valet at your peril. Here are some tips to cultivate your own Pack Valet relationship.
Mutual Benefit / Saves Time
The main reason to have a Pack Valet is to save time. Last summer, my friend Sonya brought her dog Pyro on a long day hike to Tent Ridge. It was a hot day, and the dog needed water often. This required Sonya to remove her pack, dig out the water dish, add water, wait for the dog to drink, and then put it all back. I’m not one to wait around, and I quickly realized that if I just dug out the dog stuff, we would be on our way that much quicker.
Since then, we’ve done several dog included hikes, and we’ve established a bit of a routine. Me digging through her pack saves time, which benefits us both.
When is it not quicker to use a Pack Valet? When you BOTH have to remove your packs. It makes no sense to dig through your friend’s pack, only to have him turn around and dig through yours. Simply not wanting to remove your pack is not a valid reason for using your Pack Valet.
The best Pack Valets are ones with whom you trade services. Be the best Pack Valet you can be, and in return, enjoy quality service from your Valet.
If you want a long-term Pack Valet relationship, then do not make her hunt for your gear. Know exactly where your extra gloves are, and communicate that clearly. Don’t just say the gloves are in the top of the pack. This could mean the top of the main compartment, or if could mean the smaller zippered pack flap at the top. Be specific.
If the item you need is at the bottom of your pack, and several items have to be removed to access it, this is not a job for your Pack Valet. Remove your pack, and do the excavation yourself.
No Frivolous Requests
Do not put too many demands on your Pack Valet. If you think you’ll need a few items stuffed or retrieved in the next little while, then save them up and do all the pack digging at once. For example, at the start of a hike when all the clothes start to be shed, save up your mitts, toque, and headband for one big pack stuff, instead of three little pack stuffs. Be mindful to not wear out your welcome.
Assume the Position
Always make it easy for your Pack Valet to access your backpack. You are responsible for turning your body to give them full and easy access. It’s not up to the Pack Valet to stand in deep snow or on a cliff edge to access your pack.
If you are taller, or if you want to give access to the top of your pack, then bend your knees to maximize the ease of the Pack Valet. Always think of their comfort.
The Pack Valet Code
A quality Pack Valet knows their trade well. He must be able to efficiently hunt for sunglasses, black mittens in a black pack, and nab that stray powerbar with speed and grace. She must be well versed in all pack designs, and can quickly re-fasten packs correctly on the first try.
Advanced Pack Valets know how to stow and secure hiking poles in record time. The most highly sought after Pack Valets can secure an ice axe while perched on the edge of a mountain. I highly recommend you ascertain the level of experience of your Pack Valet in advance, and do not ask for what cannot be delivered.
Introduce the Concept Gently
A career as a Pack Valet is not for everyone. If you think someone shows potential, be sure to introduce the job description with tact. One friend boldly declared that her husband was now her Pack Valet after he retrieved something out of her pack. Unfortunately, that exchange did not go well. The rest of us on the hike slowly melted away before the Domestic could begin…
Do not ask the slowest member of your group to Pack Valet. This is akin to a F*ck You stop while skiing. Only those hikers with excess capacity are to Valet.
Be Gracious and Grateful
Having a Pack Valet is an honour and a privilege. Always treat your Pack Valet with kindness. Appreciate their efforts. The best way to treat your Pack Valet is to return the favour. Be mindful to provide the same or higher level of service that you received. If you’re the one always in need of a Pack Valet, then offer to drive, bring an extra snack for the hike, or buy her a coffee before the drive home.
A quality Pack Valet relationship is based on mutual respect and benefit. Be kind and respectful, and you’ll have a Pack Valet for life.
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